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shitman

every time you hit the bathroom in middle school this guy is in there takin a shit
third hour shit break....dude...do you ever leave the shitter shitman?
by crazy hurren nite guy tew shy November 3, 2012
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shitmop

A cleaning devise not used for cleaning but instead used for spreading filth. Can also be used as a terrible hairdo.
Check out that shitmop on Darren
by Scheme gam November 13, 2014
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shitonium

meaning nuclear shit; the combination of shit and plutonium
Kaitlyn: Dude, that costs $40,000.

Lindsey: Shitonium.
by lindzee09 November 2, 2009
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Shitron

Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.
The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.
by Esq.imo September 8, 2010
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Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)
My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.
by Bag Mann March 26, 2021
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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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Shitmuncher

Someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down mass media opinion over thinking for themselves. Often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. Typically reads a middle market tabloid.
Dan: I Was Born In The UK, So Why Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants?

Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.
by dexterchip March 6, 2011
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