Shexting

Texting while your in the bathroom.

I was updating my Facebook at dropping a duece at the same time. Shitting and texting+SHEXTING.

by WhiskeyWednesdayREPRESENT March 11, 2011

sheeting

A private romantic rendezvous between two males, behind a hanging (usually white) bed sheet.

Usually hung from prison cell doors.

Following the standard prison rules that only the receiver is gay.

He is taking a sheeting from his Project Manager.

by dan_the_hedge_fund September 22, 2006

sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 16, 2014

sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

Shirthing

Accidentally giving birth while defecating.

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.

by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011

shatling

a derivative of shat
someone who has shat recently
what you would call someone who is full of shat

"Did you talk to Meekus the other day."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."

by Eel Skin Joe September 29, 2011

shoething

(shoo-th-ing)
The ability for shoes to merge with one's outfit or clothing choices.

My shoething is on point.

by Michealthundercookie May 18, 2018