Sewer Mule

1. an extremely unattractive female. 2. a female that is considered undesirable.

"This place is full of sewer mules! Where are all the hot women at?"

"No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with your sister last night because she is a sewer mule"

Sewer Mule by ValleyMadness.com September 11, 2006

Sewer Ass 

n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.

v : to file a lawsuit against a female

guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.

That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!

Sewer Ass by Millertime!! January 24, 2010

Sewer Pussy 

A Woman's pussy that no longer looks like a pussy due to the fact its been fucked so much that it looks like a flower with the pussy lips sorta flapped outwards that have become tainted black from over use and lack of cleaning thus creating a nasty stench resembling that of the New york sewers and a green or pus colored slime when she cums as her dirty sewer pussy mixed with her cum it became the nasty color that smells like sewers, often called a blue waffle but is in fact worse than a blue waffle. and very disgusting.

Horrible Disgusting Vile Sewer Pussy

Sewer Pussy by Eibion April 12, 2011

sewer bass 

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.

Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!

sewer bass by mangus May 24, 2004

Sewer Caps 

Oversized dark brown nipples that are flush with and the same color as their aureolas.

Sewer caps are boring to play with.

Sewer Caps by RheaovChaos May 7, 2015

Sewer Sixty Nine 

Back in 1889 (one year after the straw was invented) this was a game created by street hookers in Framingham, Massachusetts. Back then it was called Pooter Shooter but it was given it's modern name some time later in the early 2000's. It is a game in which 2 hookers will get into the sixtynine position and insert straws into their anuses'. Each player inserts the other end of the straw into their mouth. The goal of the game is to make your opponent vomit. First to vomit is the loser. Loser has to dip their genitalia in sewer water.

Crystal: "Hey hooka! You want to get into some Sewer Sixty Nine later?"

Diamond: "Oh you you mean the ol' Pooter Shooter? You know it betch!

Sewer Sixty Nine by PizzyPie January 23, 2020

Sewer Horse 

A horse that lives in the sewer and watches you masturbate.

Sewer Horse is watching *you*!

Sewer Horse by 31415bob June 14, 2008