mangus's definitions

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004

take a grumpy

The act of having a bowel movement.

You better pull over, I need to take a grumpy.

by mangus May 24, 2004

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus July 1, 2005

stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.

My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.

by mangus May 25, 2004

stankie

White trash, nasty, a ho.

Oooo, lawsy — she be so stankie!

by mangus May 24, 2004

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005