blow a butt

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

by mangus May 14, 2004

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.

My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.

by mangus May 25, 2004

problem space

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.

Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.

by mangus June 05, 2004

sewer bass

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.

Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!

by mangus May 24, 2004

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

stankie

White trash, nasty, a ho.

Oooo, lawsy — she be so stankie!

by mangus May 24, 2004