lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.
Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.
by mangus May 26, 2004
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stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
by mangus May 25, 2004
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problem space

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.
Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.
by mangus June 05, 2004
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sewer bass

A turd, terd, pice of fecal material, poop, doo-doo, cable — a toilet choker.
Someone come help me flush this sewer bass, it's clogging up the toilet!
by mangus May 24, 2004
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pooch

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!
by mangus January 13, 2005
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stankie

Oooo, lawsy — she be so stankie!
by mangus May 24, 2004
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toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.
Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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