friends seminary

I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not

I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there.

by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021

Selina

Selina is the most gorgeous and most halarious person to ever walk this planet and is an amazing girlfriend.

I love you selina and your amazing and I love every inch of you

by Your girlfriend 😏 July 6, 2021

saginaw slush puppy

A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise

little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy

by Dangerous Dirk February 5, 2008

seminary

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.

Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."

by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010

Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

by sean liddle May 22, 2006

selina

selina is the kindest, smartest, shyest girl you will ever meet. she falls for guys easily and is really sensitive. she's a great friend with a rocking body

Oh my god, she is such a selina!

by im_a_person_who_exists_989 July 1, 2019

seminars

From "semi" and "ars", hence any half-arsed discussion.

Monty: Hello Cuthbert, let's go spend peoples money on a pointless seminar to massage our own egos.
Cuthbert: Excellent idea, I'll bring the scones and Giles can make the tea.

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004