The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
Get the US Secretary of Defense Parnas mug.The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”
“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.
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Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles. Abusive dole-scum. The reason today's elderly would rather starve away in their own homes than take a 50-yard trip down to the shops. See also scally and scut-dog.
Scratters will shortly be prevalent in the UK due to their spectacularly high teenage pregnancy rate combined with the abundance of cheaply-available KFC.
by Eddmanyeah December 5, 2003
Get the scratter mug.2 people who are having intimate relations but keeping it out of the eye of the public. Your secret lover is the person you are having relations with but not letting your friends find out about.
by KF22 March 18, 2011
Get the Secret Lovers mug.A secret crush is someone you only meet once but they make such an impression that you never forget about them. Eventually, you develop a crush on the idea of them and long for the relationship you imagine in your head.
Originally coined on the show How I Met Your Mother in the episode "Hopeless."
Originally coined on the show How I Met Your Mother in the episode "Hopeless."
Robin: “Oh, my god! My secret crush is here!”
Lily: “Mila Kunis?!”
Robin: “No, MY secret crush. We met a few years ago. . . . I had to leave before we finished talking so that was it. You know, ever since then, I’ve always… Oh, my god, he’s coming over!“
Lily: “Mila Kunis?!”
Robin: “No, MY secret crush. We met a few years ago. . . . I had to leave before we finished talking so that was it. You know, ever since then, I’ve always… Oh, my god, he’s coming over!“
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last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.
by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011
Get the cowboy's secretary mug.Someone who likes to delude themselves into thinking they're way cooler, powerful, interesting or successful with women than they actually are. Refers to the story trope of the awkward loser/nerd actually being the mastermind behind everything unbenounced to everyone, which is clearly just a wet fantasy of the gamma writers.
Look at this guy, he can barely put two words together without me cringing into oblivion and he's standing there saying he's slept with 150 women in his lifetime. What a secret king.
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