A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.
Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”
by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020
Get the Viener schnittzel mug.A popular YouTube and Twitch inside joke that gained traction and is only used on a channel known as Schlatt through content platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. The incident is something not to be spoken of but some details claim that "Big man Schlatt" has done something to some woman. The joke often always has Schlatt's name in quotes and sometimes misspelled. However more seemingly random words tend to be in quotes as well.
"Woah, that stream the famous streamer and content creator and owner of Gamersupps had a crazy cool video."
"Not as crazy what "Schlatt" did to those women in '99."
"Am I missing something what did Schlatt do?"
"We do not speak of The Schlatt Incident."
"Not as crazy what "Schlatt" did to those women in '99."
"Am I missing something what did Schlatt do?"
"We do not speak of The Schlatt Incident."
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The feeling of depression and regret one feels after eating an oversized pub schnitzel, or "schnitty".
by PetStarr July 13, 2007
Get the schnittiful mug.I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.
by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009
Get the Schatting mug.when someone gives you so much attitude, it makes you want to smack them, their attitude becomes schmattitude
by drillmandad March 5, 2010
Get the schmattitude mug.The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.
"Where're you going?"
"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"
"Sure keep schatting to me."
"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"
"Sure keep schatting to me."
by Tchuk November 14, 2012
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