Definitions by WordyWeirdo07

Viener schnittzel 

A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.

Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”

Viener schnittzel by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020

Farfanugen 

The "driving pleasure" you get from being behind the wheel, while also receiving head. Upon ejaculation, you must slam your car into any vehicle next to you.

At the young age of 19, Billy Johnson was pronounced dead after he had his first farfanugen with his ex, Lila VanFox, age 17.

Farfanugen by WordyWeirdo07 November 20, 2019

Popycok

A huge penis that unfortunately cannot ejaculate or get erect due to an erectile dysfunction.

“Haha nigga, you got a damn popycok!”

Popycok by WordyWeirdo07 November 20, 2019

Frank Moreno

Frank Moreno, aka FrankSinatra, is the greatest mother fucking friend ever. He is a kind, caring, funny, and smart guy. He's the kind of person to lend a helping hand when you're down and make you happy ever. When he walks into a room, the mood goes from bad to good. He's an amazing friend and the closest thing we have to a Baby Jesus. He cannot be replaced by anyone. Love you homie 🖤

Everyone could use someone like Frank Moreno in their life; he makes everything great, even in bad situations.

Frank Moreno by WordyWeirdo07 November 7, 2019

Tiittled 

To play with and suck on a female's tits until they literally fall off and become nothing but red, thicc blobs.

"Bro, I tiittled her boobs so hard last night. We had to call 911 afterwards..."

Tiittled by WordyWeirdo07 October 31, 2019