Schmeat n' great 

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

Schmeat n' great by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 26, 2023

schmeatup 

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

schmeatup by Jackib223 May 8, 2023

schmearing 

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.

Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!

schmearing by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

Schmear 

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

Schmear by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024

pap schmeared 

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

pap schmeared by jarulf December 15, 2011

kittie schmear 

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

kittie schmear by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Bubbing a Schmear 

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting

Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.

Bubbing a Schmear by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014