Fonzie Scheme

The act of buying and subsequently wearing a leather jacket in an effort to look tough, cool, virile, or otherwise appealing. A Fonzie Scheme is usually run by someone who in fact is NOT any of these things. The name derives from the name of Arthur Fonzarelli, star of the sitcom "Happy Days," who is the epitome of leather-jacket-wearing cool guys.

Did you see that Tim, the shy guy from IT, is wearing a leather jacket today? That dude is totally trying to pull a Fonzie Scheme and score chicks.

by theCArainman January 19, 2015

Schemo

A complete dumbass. Often used after proving someone wrong.

Jayne: I told you Pee-Wee Herman got arrested for masterbating in a movie theater, schemo!

by kennblack May 21, 2010

schemotellum

The common "reverse mullet" hairstyle of the "schemo"/emo/scene generation. The root words being 'schemo' refering to the scheming/plotting emo/scene society, and 'tellum' being the word 'mullet' spelled backwards. A typical scene kid sports ultra-dyed hair that is long in the front and short in the back or on the sides (opposite of the traditional american mullet).

"That scenester's schemotellum has gotten so long, that you can no longer see either of his eyes."

by Payton Wang January 6, 2009

Schampier

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich

Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!

by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023

rhyme schemantra

continuous application of a rhyme scheme

While in a Zen trance he began to recite his poetic rhyme schemantra

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

Legalize Shemp

Play on the slogan “Legalize Hemp” referring to Shemp Howard of The Three Stooges.

Joe: Hey, cool Legalize Shemp t-shirt!
Earl: Shemp’s my hero.

by Sharon DePussy November 5, 2021

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023