Sage 

1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.

1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged

Sage by SageKing August 5, 2010

Sage 

Character in valorant who heals people and can set up annoying walls.

Yo dude there sage is hit for 117 damage! Never mind she just healed herself.

Sage by MICHAELRANSOM April 25, 2020

Sage 

sage is the sweetest boy ever he likes to draw and paint and he has two pet cats who he loves so much 😭 he plays silly little computer games and he has amazinf music taste. Hes so sweet and understanding and funny and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive ☹️

me: i love my bf sage hes so sweet and cute
my driend: stfu u talk abt him all the damn time

Sage by Sagesbf January 12, 2022

sage 

she is the best person in the worl, she can get any guy she wants and she is the most cutest girl ever and she also has a big penice

OMG THATS A BIG PENICE. that must be sage

sage by unknown.com.au March 24, 2019

Sage 

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

Sage by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

SAGE 

An acronym invented by the Creator of the "Creationism and the Origin of Life" Facebook page, Chad Elliott, to describe those who reject creation is favor of evolution.

It stands for:
(S) Singularity believing (A) Abiogenesis thinking (G) Godless (E) Evolutionist

Whilst the use of abiogenesis and Godless are incorrect as evolution makes no claim on either concept, this acronym has entered common usage on the facebook page and the creator clearly hopes it will become popular.

You SAGEs will believe anything a science book tells you!

SAGEs please tell me how life came from rocks!

If the universe began with the singularity can SAGEs tell us why man doesn't have wings?

SAGE by ABannedOne December 12, 2010

Sage 

Sage is too kool for skool. She has the most beautiful eyeballs and her eyebrows are thicc as hecc!!!! She is the sexiest being alive, and everybody thinks that she is beautiful and perfect. She's very hot, but if you mess with her, she will kill you! No joke! She is willllld!

Joe: Gosh, there goes that man again! He is sexy and smart and everybody likes him.

Joshua: I know a girl like that! I love her!
Joe: I bet her name is Sage.

Sage by analqueef420 August 27, 2018