slonggina

tuck yo cock between yo legs and then put yo legs together so it looks like you got a pussy

My girlfriend gets pissed when i give myself a slonggina and tell her to eat it

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

Chicken Slong

basically, a chicken with a slong , it may be impossiable but its funny and catchy to say .
A chicken with a huge penis

Used as an insult

shut up you chicken slong

by Cupofteawithwings June 16, 2010

Shlongmont

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Spleng

Spleng (adjective) is a positive exclamation. Synonyms of spleng: splengtious, splengdid. Antonyms of spleng: unspleng, antispleng

Mother: son I killed your father
Son: That was very "spleng" of you

by Splengmister9000 March 10, 2021

Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.

That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

splenge

is for splenge (retarded baby animals on newgrounds.com)

splenge is for splenge

by mrbig August 3, 2004