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Bleeding Rivers

To bitch and moan constantly to the point where it feels there is a river of menstrol blood flowing through the room you are standing in.

Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.
"Ah man I got home late last night and my mother was bleeding RIVERS on me"

- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"
by Kurdumbri March 8, 2011
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Role Reversal

A type of relationship where traditional gender roles are reversed. For instance a type of realtionships where woman is more of a pursuer and initiator while the guy acts more passive.
Wow, I really like seeing Role Reversal couples in movies.
by Ramizan July 11, 2018
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Reverse Jim Gaffigan

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.
“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

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by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020
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Uno reverse card

An upgraded no u

If someone says no u u play that shit
Me: insults my friend
My friend: “pulls out uno reverse card

Me: “dies
“Time starts moving backwards”
by Coolkid87611 April 18, 2018
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reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.
Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.
by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006
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Rivers Cuomo

The frontman of Weezer. Born on June 13, 1970. He is devoted to Vipassana Meditation and is said to meditate twice a day. Many people have stated the many positive changes that have occurred in Rivers ever since he started this method. Due to meditation, Rivers declared that he would remain celibate for 2 years. He stayed true to his word and even went over the 2 years deadline. Rivers stated that he wanted to break his celibacy on his wedding night...June 18th, 2006 (which was yesterday). He is also a Harvard graduate. He received his Bachelor of Arts in English and American Literature after attending school on and off for 11 years on June 8th 2006. He does often give off that snobby/sarcastic vibe but he has sold over 7 million albums, is filthy rich, and is a Harvard graduate. Anyone with a list of accomplishments like that would have a bit of an ego don't u think? I think the main reason why he's so appealing to me is because he doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical rocker.
He's pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his Buddy Holly glasses (although I haven't seen him wearing them lately).
He also finds Asian women attractive. His wife is Japanese.
I think he went through a pretty tough time during the Pinkerton era but I can tell he changed a lot from then. He seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. There's this look of peace on his face whenever I see him.
I think Rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn't think so).
by A. September 2, 2008
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Reverse Prolapse

When you butt clench so hard that your anal cavity crawls even further into your body instead of exposing itself outwards.
Jake: Wow I just went all in with Kings vs Ace 10 in my poker tournament.
Dave: Did you win?
Jake: Yea but I was so nervous :(.
Dave: Was it bad enough to reverse prolapse?
Jake: That is what happened lol xD :'(.
by g-of-the-g-unit March 29, 2013
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