saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids

Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

by Rich Bitch $$$ April 21, 2018

James River

The James river is a barrier which separates the freedom loving northern USA north of its currents from the cockfederate barbarians. It has a history of being the barrier between the civilized north and the southern, confederate barbarians. Many bridges which connected the two nations were destroyed in the burning of Richmond, but to this day it is a reminder of the limits of civilization and the civilized world.

South of the James River is the land of darkness and evil known as the deep south, there is evil there waiting for a time of weakness and degeneracy when mankind turns its back on the memory of Sherman and Lincoln. When that time appears to have arrived confederate barbarian will storm the river in there hatred hoping to end freedom, civilization, and AMERICA.

by TheS May 9, 2022

blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

by ~shmoe November 24, 2003

rivers cuomo

Not a rock star, a Rock God.

I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.

by MasterPrime June 13, 2004

riveting

fascinating (often used sarcastically)

Her brother is a mathlete, and she is on the president's list!
Wow...riveting...

by pliok November 5, 2009

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005