stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!

Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap

by nerfherder January 11, 2009

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Get the stroke the remotemug.

remotely retarded

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.

dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."

by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

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Get the remotely retardedmug.

Wii Remote Strap

The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.

"I choose Waluigi!"

"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"

"What Wii remo-"

"FBI OPEN UP!!!"

by Asgardian Jedi June 19, 2019

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Get the Wii Remote Strapmug.

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

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