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Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.
My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.
by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006
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rapture

A word used to define the legal party pills available over the counter in New Zealand. Rapture provides entertainment for australian tourists who amidst their travels define a rapture king and hail thee. Hail rapture.
We went to betty's liquor store and bought some rapture. Thank's betty, I love and miss you.
by Eisenegger August 23, 2005
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Reptuse

When a retard is abnormally big.
That retard is enormous, he is reptuse.
by MAX CARTER January 10, 2009
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Rapture Saturday

Also known as 'Judgment Day'; supposedly the day when Jesus comes back to Earth and takes all of the Christians and sends them to Heaven, to live for the rest of eternity. Meanwhile, the rest of the human race(the sinners, atheists, etc.), are left on Earth to duke it out in the battle between good and evil. The battle lasts for four-six months, until the Apocalypse occurs. Thus, the rest of the remaining human race is, at that moment, sent to the firing pits of HELL!
Dude, get your RIOT GEAR on, and the stereo system for the new mansion. We only have until tomorrow till Rapture Saturday!
by getitoffmee1232323 June 19, 2011
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Rapture Failure

Having the feeling of being totally perplexed, confused, and bewildered that something you absolutely believe in and expected to happen, didn't. This usually results in loss of friends, reputation, and maybe your livelihood.
After the rapture deadline of May 21, 2011 passed, many believers whose hopes were dashed had an extreme sense of rapture failure.
by bluespiper July 15, 2011
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Raftus

James Ferrell is looking a little raftus today, eh?
by statecollegemfer March 26, 2022
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Rattus Nonnus

Something that does not exist or is not real, but people believe that it does. (Literally a rat that does not exist).
Bigfoot is a Rattus Nonnus.
by There Is No Rat January 20, 2009
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