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Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.
"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."
by Deerobouros April 25, 2013
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Boyfriend Roulette

Also commonly abbreviated as BF Roulette, this is the culmination of a girl's desperation. She proceeds to advertise to people, often on live social media, that she will host a game of BF Roulette. After doing so, she posts her phone number and sticks her phone into her vagina. Calls will tend to come in from a wide variety of people, depending on the nature of the initial advertisement. The vibrations caused by the call that causes her to orgasm is the person who becomes her boyfriend. Depending on the phone and call density, the drawing process takes anywhere from a few minutes to an hour.
Alyssa was tired of trying to work for a man that suited her. At this point, all she wanted was a good, hard fuck. As her horniness got the best of her, she tweets her number as throes of willing men, close and far, young and old, black and white, begin to send vibrations into her vagina with the touch of a button. As she reached climax, she takes note of the number, sits at her computer, and posts again:

" Boyfriend Roulette: 107th caller!!! Lucky man ;) "
...and proceeds to call the number that made her cum.

Meanwhile...

Mike: *Phone rings* awwwwwww yeah
by RoightStoight October 27, 2014
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ice roulette

The act of drinking a cold icy beverage when you get to about a 90 degree angle of cup to mouth and the ice falls into your face.
Damn I was just trying to get the last of my drink and it decided to ice roulette all over my face.
by Colayna September 9, 2015
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Uganda roulette

Last person who can't get 2 hits on a blunt has to eat it
Wanna play Uganda roulette ?

Yea man but we gonna need some drinks
by Dumpster Dan May 13, 2016
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Ryanair Roulette

When you're too tight to pay for seats together on Ryanair flights so you let Ryanair randomly allocate them to you so you play Ryanair Roulette!
On our recent flight to Amsterdam I played Ryanair Roulette and lost....my mate got to sit with the fitty with the titties while I got lumbered with the boulder with the odour
by bulb85 October 6, 2017
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French Henry Roulette

A bunch of girls line up in Porter potty‘s you go down the line one pump at a time then repeat until one woman gets jizzed in they are the loser that has to pay child support.
Boss man became pregnant after participating n French Henry Roulette.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
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Alabama Roulette

When ten guys jerk off in a cup of some sort and then they use a funnel to pour the cum inside a girl's vagina(with consent of course). Then after nine months whoever is biologically determinded to be the father is the winner.
Billy was sent to jail for not paying child support after winning a game of Alabama Roulette.
by Jtothefourth December 18, 2009
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