Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020

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quarantine casual

During quarantine wearing sweats and tee shirts are now acceptable at all events, meetings, parties, dinners, temple, church, holidays etc. Hoodies and sweatshirts are also optional and acceptable. Going forward anything above that is simply wearing underwear and bras, this called Quarantine Casual.

We are having a dinner party tonight, the dress is Quarantine Casual.

by Der Bluten Kat April 15, 2020

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Quarantine Thirst

When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times

Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!

by Lynke June 18, 2020

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Quarantine 50

The actual amount of weight that you gain while thinking that you are only packing on the Quarantine 15 during Covid lockdown, lack of exercise, energy, and pure will to live.

Damn, I knew that this Quarantine 15 was gonna turn into Quarantine 50! Now I can't get a date and I need a whole new wardrobe. FML!

by GC A.C. June 27, 2020

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quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)

Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.

by Taybo93 November 15, 2020

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