procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

Procrastastic

To be particularly adept at procrastinating.

I got through another day without showering, I'm Procrastastic!

by Casts A Shadow March 27, 2010

Procrasterbater

Someone who puts off masterbating.

Billy is so lazy, he is a procrasterbater

by Thesexyelephant December 17, 2008

procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

Procrasterzooing

Using the Facebook app MyZoo to allow one to put off other, more important things that they should be doing.

Dude I'm procrasterzooing so much when I should be writing my paper.

by BU7753CK5 October 19, 2009

procrasterbating

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005

Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011