procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

procrastinatin'

Putting off until tomorrow what you should be doing today because its BORING or you have a mental block or something worse (like a deep-seated fear). Solution: get over it (or get counseling). If you're stuck, MOVE.

I hate to muck the stables so I'm procrastinatin'.

by k-cam November 15, 2013

Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating

I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"

by jayanator May 10, 2011

proCRISTINAting

When a Cristina decides she would rather talk on iChat and facebook instead of completing school work and other important tasks in her life. A Cristina may also type nonsense for a while to keep herself busy.

I've been procristinating my life away because I hate school.

by truffletrussles November 16, 2009

Procatstinating

When you pet your cat a LOT to avoid doing other, more adult-like things....

Bae was procatstinating submitting his marketing proposal by petting the shit out of Enzo.

by Dixnballs June 25, 2018

Procrastinating Pizza

When your Chicago friend comes in and procrastinates for the entire night without doing a single piece of work from class.

My friend is such a Procrastinating Pizza

by Bastion Boi69 October 23, 2018