baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.

by Sergee February 18, 2009

Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man

"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "

by Marie Costello August 26, 2007

fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

Yoghurt-potting

When one male, after eating and enjoying a nutritious yoghurt, inserts said yogurt pot into his anus.

His male companion then inserts his penis and/or balls into the yogurt pot.

Note: this is definitely not gay!

Matty J and Deano have enjoyed a pleasant picnic on Hampstead Heath.

Matty J: Hey Deano, I've got this empty yogurt pot, what shall I do with it?

Deano: I know mate, let's try a spot of yoghurt-potting. It's definitely not gay!

by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009

Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007