the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

Postcards

The dry hump of marketing strategies.

"And here I am reduced to postcards, the dry hump of marketing strategies." - Killface

by MD. April 8, 2008

dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box

I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!

by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

Postal Party

AKA Post Office Party

A house-party full of "male" and "packages"

Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.

Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.

by RutgersKegs December 14, 2010

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

Postmodern

The perfect (maybe) word to write about in Urban Dictionary because everything you say about it is encompassed by it. So if I were to say that Postmodernism is a goat, I am of course, right (left). If I say that Postmodernism is an art movement based on the unsurity of a declining art market of the 90's, I'd be correct (whatever that means). Eat your Captain Crunch, look at a Madonna video and drink a glass of Tang. Reality is media. Reality is simulation. Life is Art.

My professor tried to explain postmodernism but got hung up on what words to use. He kept losing track of the meanings and saying things that nobody could understand. Finally when he was unable to speak any language at all, we all understood and went home but couldn't find it, because home is in the film "The Wizard of OZ".

by Bozlog May 8, 2008

postnazi

A person who deletes posts from message boards because they do not agree with the opinions expressed in them.

I can't beleive she deleted all my posts, what a postnazi. I bet she hates people who don't share her ethnic origin.

by Paul Postington July 16, 2003