Poopmongerer

Someone who mongers poop

Don't be such a poomongerer

by Brodieman April 22, 2004

Poopsnozzle

To drunkenly shit your pants drop your drawers and sit on a "Friends" face making them inhale your shit and can't breathe making them actually shit their pants

Jake: dude I got so drunk last night I poopsnozzled Will last night
Tyler: OMG! No chance... I poopsnozzled you last night
Jake: oh that's why I had shit in my nose!!

by Catherine Zeta Jones GTS November 22, 2013

Poopsnake

A rare snake found in dark damp areas mainly sewres. The most poisonis of all the snakes, it can kill within 3 minutes with venom that boils the blood and collapses the heart. The snake gets its name from the destenct look of a pile of scat (poop) and its unbearable smell that for some reason only humas can smell which is why people dont get bitten very often by this anke which is why you never hear of it.

Brown eyed poopsnake, Green poopsnake, Baby poopsnake

by The Almighty Poopum Snakum October 26, 2003

poopsock

A sock which has either come in contact with human feces, or has been loaded with human feces. Once the sock has been prepared with the aforementioned feces, it shall be used to terrorize others.

He was being rather disagreeable, so I made a poopsock and beat him in the face with it until he vomited from the smell of feces.

by Harold Wang March 30, 2009

pooplongstocking

a girl that is a monkey with poop

hi missis pooplongstockings

by poop February 9, 2004

Poopsock

A sock that a person with a mental disorder uses to store their feces in, presumably to prevent acquisition of the feces by another party, which will presumably use it to effect some negative result on the poopsock.

Please don't eat that for it is MY poopsock.

by niveK May 10, 2005

Poopsnip

A person who loves themself more than anything. This person will stop at nothing to become as buff as possible.

Man you are just such a poopsnip!

by Erin Ramsey November 28, 2016