mushy poola

1. a really sweet, passionate, smart, attractive, hard-working, funny, all-around amazing guy
2. someone who makes a girl feel like a queen
3. someone a girl would want to cuddle and/or talk with and/or share ice cream and/or a movie with
4. someone a girl would really want to kiss and/or make love to
5. someone who cooks and sings really well
6. someone who likes going places with is girlfriend
7. someone who likes going nowhere with his girlfriend
8. someone who tries really hard to make everything perfect for his honey, even though he doesn't have to at all
9. someone a girl is so lucky to have or call her own
10. someone really really cute and still really really hot

::sigh:: that mushy poola is just so dreamy. he's like a dreamboat. he makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside. he just writes me the sweetest emails. AND he just bought me a soft scarf and yummy pad thai. i'm going to have 10,000 babies with him.

by nyah November 8, 2004

Poogly

a cat that is scruffy and flubyulus and pudgy and epic but suffers from anxiety and toothlessness

the poogly pissed on the carpet cuz she got upset about the vacuum

by Saul Goodman official123 May 27, 2022

pooflakin

When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.

Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!

by Maelyn July 19, 2007

pooplander

1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. Example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your butt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the anal region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.

1.)I did it last month. It's someone elses turn to clean the friggin' pooplander this time. 2.)Holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! That's the second pooplander in a row!

by Comkind November 9, 2007

Poogasm

The sensation that comes with a really good shit. Almost an outer body experience.

Guy 1 - "I just heard a lot of loud and irregular breathing coming from the bathroom. Were you having an orgasm?"
Guy 2 - "No orgasm, poogasm!"

by Kool-Moe-Dee January 20, 2011

Lali Poolah

Jamaican term for pussy hole

You're a lali poolah nigga.

by fetchilaskonish November 2, 2018

pooga

an amazingly satisfying and productive bowel movement one can experience after yoga.

"Dude, I am crowning after that yoga class. Gotta go take a pooga."

by tamalpais girl August 21, 2007