Pooncel

A transgender man who is an incel

Pooner: “I’m not like the other pooners I hate women and use 4chan”

Cis person: “So you are a pooncel?..”

by HaydenCat May 7, 2022

Pooce

To indulge in one's own lack of energy. To be too tired to do much. Connotatively, due to inebriation.

John: Hey come over here.
Tad: Naw man, I'm going to pooce.

John: Hey man, what's up?
Tad: Not too much, I'm really pooced.

by A Cool Cation October 27, 2011

porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.

I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...

by Blair Y. January 19, 2006

porcelain pariah

one who takes the blame for a foul odor in a upblic restroom.

This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

Porcelain Enema

When you take a big shit and the turd creates a splash that goes up into your asshole, acting as a cleaner of sorts.

Not long after having my usual double quarter pounder meal with an extra bacon cheeseburger, I sat on the toilet in anticipation of a porcelain enema.

by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

by ilted April 8, 2010

porcelain stripper

Someone who takes off articles of clothing while using the toilet.

Jim must be a porcelain stripper; I saw him go into the shitter wearing a full tux and came out in his birthday suit.

by applesaucedoesntcount June 3, 2016