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poobreath

some ones breth that smell like poo
by Anonymous April 13, 2003
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Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.
Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009
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poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"
i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...
by e_ijah January 16, 2018
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Pooparican

A trashy, classless, lisping, peurtorican hoe, generally named Maria, that deserves to be mung jumped (see Mung Jumping) Pooparicans are typically poopy, inside and out. It is normally apparent that they cannot afford to shower, as their hair is greasy, and teeth are the same color as there skin (poop colored) and their facial features are smushed together into the center of their face. (example Jay Leno)

WARNING POOPARICANS ARE TOXIC, if you come into contact with one, IMMEDIATELY douse yourself with anti-bacterial soap, and take a trip to the clinic to get an HIV test!

Work Experience: basically looking like shit (no pun intended), spreading STD's to numerous men in one night, and some prostitution.

How to spot a pooparican: LOOK IN THE TOILET!
SK: Maria's skin is the color of poop
LA: Yeah, I know she's a Pooparican
by Sarah and Lucy February 26, 2008
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Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.
. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober
by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018
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Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.
"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
by stevo June 16, 2009
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pookar

by Pookar! December 4, 2005
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