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Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.
by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010
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pucho

tenes un pucho? do you have a cigarette?
by claraarg May 17, 2006
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Uderz w puchara

In polish it means to get drunk.
Mostly use when the life is hard of many reasons. You don't care and get drunk to forget.
From the song: Sokól feat Pono - Uderz w puchara.
"To tysiace absurdów, to setki powodów
To jedna komedia, wiec uderz w puchara
Nie poczuwaj sie, uderz w puchara"
by RybaG February 11, 2008
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vowel pouch

A woman's throat, particularly related to the act of oral sex
James pitched his pale pearls in her vowel pouch
by JD5 January 24, 2006
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pouched

I got so Pouched Last night.
She was Pouched when she bought those pants.
Let's get pouched!
by PouchMaster1 April 12, 2011
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JJ Pouch

The pocket on hoodies that is the perfect size for fitting a Jimmy John's sandwich in when you walk home to your dorm.
'Dude, put that in your sandwich in your JJ Pouch so we can run to the bus!'
by White Adam December 17, 2008
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Prison Pouch

It's where you hide illegal things like drugs or weapons in your ass (rectal cavity) or vagina while your in prison.
Man, Carlo smuggled in some wicked ass cronic in his prison pouch!
by Hawaiian born June 5, 2010
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