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Phelpt

Verb (past tense)

Definition: To have been confident that you would win a competition, due to holding a large lead over the opponent who was in 2nd place behind you, only to lose at the last moment, in a manner which would need to have been viewed with one's own eyes to be believed.
DeAndre placed his hands on Karronda's hips, and began to thrust his pelvis towards her nether regions, in an attempt to fornicate in a canine manner, but shockingly, mere fractions of a second before contact could be made, another man "phelpt" DeAndre, shoving him to the ground at the very last moment, taking Karronda for himself.

"You have been Phelpt, DeAndre!" exclaimed the surprise victor, who won Karronda over with only moments to spare, to DeAndre's great surprise.
by bfactor August 1, 2009
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Phelps Sperm

Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."

Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
by x-hotsauce-x December 17, 2010
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phelpsieee

A person who has a general disliking of Om
"That person is such a phelpsieee"
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Golden Phelps

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.
Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.
by life_of_party March 8, 2009
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Phelps

The act of farting during anal sex.

Derives from Fred Phelps name.
Guy 1: She was good but half way through she let out a Phelps.
Guy 2: Gross man...
by Love from The Nation September 21, 2011
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Phelps'd

To have Completely and totally dominated a person, group of people or situation (i.e Olympic swimming). Usually involves embarrassment, frustration, and/or disbelief from the dominated (i.e. many of the best Olympic swimmers in the world).
Michael Phelps just Phelps'd the best swimmers in the world 8 times.
by rischer1 October 12, 2008
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Michael Phelps

A 6'4", 200-pound aquatic mammal and 14-time Olympic gold medalist.
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
by yardcows October 30, 2008
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