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Members of the anti-gay group who protest at the funerals of American military personnel killed in Iraq, led by the Rev. Fred Phelps. Phelps believes American deaths in Iraq are divine punishment for a country that he says harbors homosexuals. The group finances their activities by suing churches and individuals by claiming impairment of their First Amendment rights and assault by angry and disgusted mourners.
"Those Phelpsies are some sick bastards and sure aren't Christians."
Phelpsies by Fallacy Slayer April 11, 2008

Phelpsing 

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.
Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.
Phelpsing by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Phelpster 

A person who smokes pot but still exceptionally excels in assorted aspects of life.
"Dude don't smoke pot, it will make you lazy."
"Don't worry man, I'm a phelpster. I've been getting straight A's since I was 5."

"Jon is a phelpster. He smokes a ton of pot but can still run faster than anyone I know."
Phelpster by R $money$ February 4, 2009

Phelpsian 

An adjective describing total and utter dominance in a certain area. Derived from Michael Phelps' dominance in the 2008 Summer Olympics in which he set a record for winning 8 gold medals.
Wow. John can only be descibed as Phelpsian. He beats everyone at everything!
Phelpsian by John Serafino October 12, 2008

Phelpsing 

When you fuck a house up so bad from a party it causes future parents to say no to their kids when asked about having a party
“Hey did you hear about the huge fucking party mike had?”
“Nah what happened?”
“Like 150 people showed up and were phelpsing the fuck out of his house”
“Wow! Holy fucking dick cheese!”
Phelpsing by Ian the chink FTW March 18, 2021

Phelpsin' It

Specifically, to hit the bong. However, can be used as a general term to describe any type of weed smokin.
Dude is was totally phelpsin' it last night when my parents were out of town
Phelpsin' It by Stephen Strouse March 17, 2009