paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

Pardon What

A phrase used in a not-to-casual but not-too-formal setting to inquire as to the meaning of what someone has said. Used as a question.

Human 1- I am superior to all life forms.
Nonhuman 1- Pardon what?

by Jaubrey January 10, 2009

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".

Paedophile: Hello

by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

by bonnet August 23, 2006

padonka donk

That full, round, and juicy ass. Mostly of the Afro-American, or J-Lo persuasion.

"did you see that ass? Dammmmn, she got tha padonka donk"

by Chad Carr January 16, 2003

pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 18, 2010