There are many theories as to why the Buffalo Bills are so tragically inclined to giving up great opportunities in the twilight of magnificent games or seasons. The one I offer is The Curse of the Juice ("The Juice" being OJ Simpson--Bills running back '69-'77). Great player on a shitty team, destined to spend his golden years in jail is--it's an all too appropriate parallel to a team that can bring it large untill the fourth quarter or fourth horribly super bowel.
Why the fuck can't the Bills win with a lead at the two minute mark?
Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...
Curse of the Juice bro... effin OJ...
by spurious mammothrept September 15, 2009
Get the Curse of the Juice mug.A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.
Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...
Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...
Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.
by sanchow March 27, 2013
Get the The Curse of the Tumblogger mug.Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."
by Melink0 June 20, 2014
Get the the curse of Samuel L. Jackson mug.The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones
by Bubba is faggot September 19, 2019
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Get the the curse of a thousand wipes mug.The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.
by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020
Get the The Curse of Ronald mug.The strongest attack in any RPG ever. Has only appeared once in the original SNES/SFC version of Final Fantasy IV (II in the OG US release) and is only used against the part when entering the "negative zone" which can be accessed by moving up and down the stairs in "Dwarf Castle" 255 times without exiting the area. This strange dimension is extremely unstable, and one wrong imput can trigger the "Curse of Extinction" attack which will delete ALL YOUR SAVE FILES and possibly even BRICK YOUR CONSOLE. Yes, even modern day PCs running the game via emulation. However, if used correctly, the glitch allows you to skip from "Dwarf Castle" straight to the final battle in the "Lunar Ruins," so whole the risk is high the reward is great, especially for speedruns. And yes, this is canon to the game's lore, believe it or not, though this obscure glitch was patched in all future versions starting with the PS1 version. (after which include the GBA, DS, PSP, Mobile/PC, and Pixel Remaster versions) This infamous attack returns in the 2.0 version of Meteo Chronicles, also known as Meteo Chronicles R, used by the ultimate superboss "NAMELESS" which while it does delete your save, thankfully no longer has the chance to brick your console.
Guy 1: Oblivion Overdrive is the strongest attack in Final Fantasy, bar none.
Guy 2: Nah fam, Curse of Extinction is way stronger.
Guy 1: WTF is that? Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Bro, it's from the original FF4. I'd deletes your save and bricks your console, and can only be triggered by using a glitch.
Guy 1: Bro that's wild!
Guy 2: Nah fam, Curse of Extinction is way stronger.
Guy 1: WTF is that? Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Bro, it's from the original FF4. I'd deletes your save and bricks your console, and can only be triggered by using a glitch.
Guy 1: Bro that's wild!
by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022
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