Onion

A vegetable that Shrek mentions in the movie: Shrek the Third

Shrek: Ogres are... like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes- No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Shrek: NO! Layers! Onions have layers, ogres have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

by The Onioner November 20, 2021

Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.

Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)

by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022

Onion

Marijuana bud or ounce

Mounnaaaa is selling onion

by Mohbakk April 25, 2022

onion

America’s Finest News Source.

I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

by WhereDidTheAvailableNamesGo July 25, 2022

Onion

noun

look it up nerd

i said look up what an onion is

by plush292 January 1, 2023

Onion

The the the the guy from the universe of the stevens !!! Hes an o O O O nion but not reallyyyy !!! 😱😱😱 I killed onion

"GRRR IS THAT THE GUY WHO WAS NAMED AFTER THAT ONE FOOD !! OOOOONION!!!!

by Liam from hfjone June 23, 2023

Onion

(verb) To wear multiple layers of clothes to look like a 'marshmallow'

Because it was cold outside, she decided to onion.

by Haru-Official September 14, 2023