numpty

A guy who always stands as close as possible to you when at the urinal and who you are sure is sneaking a peak...

My friend John-Roy is a real numpty I caught him checking out the goods...

by RAH August 7, 2003

numpty

Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word

Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!

by CH August 24, 2004

numpty

Someone who does not know what a Numpty is - typically based in the Good Ol' US of A.

Frequently works for someone like Joe from the Button Factory and sometimes has long blonde hair

by UK Friends July 27, 2004

numpty

martin friend i.e buggers up pc's just by looking at them also see: wong johnny curse of

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004

NUMPTY

THE WORD NUMPTY INFACT STARTED IN YORKSHIRE NOT SCOTLAND !!!!! its meanings are ;-

a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

d) a idiot

a) "No. That wasnt wat she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving his car with no lights on!"

by MADMART November 6, 2009

numpty

A numpty is a person of great dopiness, always buffooing around, and dropping things.

Eh Meark ye great nump-teh, get to the toilet next time.

by Mavis McBeardwart October 29, 2003