call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.

"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"

by D. Gould February 6, 2006

Lumberjacked

To be fucked by two men at the same time with one in the mouth and one mounting from behind either in the ass or vagina. The motion made by the two men is similar to that of two old time lumberjacks sawing a tree in half.

My buddy and I lumberjacked this whore so hard last night she bit his dick when I pulled out and stuck it in her ass.

by Bread Head October 23, 2013

Lumberjack

Term used to describe a chick that gives a lot of handjobs...(hand ho). One who "jacks lumber" (Gives hand jobs)

"That chick is such a Lumberjack"

"That hand ho jacks alot of lumber""

by Bphilho June 8, 2009

reverse cumberjack

Mechanically similar to the cumberjack, but instead of ejaculating on the woman's face, and pooping in her belly button, the man ejaculates on her stomach and poops in her mouth.

Phyllis was okay with being cumberjacked, but when she least expected it, he pulled a fast one and gave her the reverse cumberjack.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

Dutch Lumberjack

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

lumberjack

A three some with one girl and two guys. The girl is on all fours doing oral to one guy while the other guy is behind her. The two guys take turns pulling the girl back and forth like two lumber jacks pulling a big ass saw.

Me and Bob lumberjacked the shit out of that bitch.

by sudsy2007 January 1, 2008

lumberjack sexual

A man that sports a beard or unshaven face, flannel and body hair. The natural man. Made popular by gay culture.

Brian is looking very lumberjack sexual these days.

by D double g November 28, 2015