He is not normal
by Ashiatta June 24, 2015
Get the Normalmug. Normal is something that no individual truly is.
Normal is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.
Normal is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.
Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl? She's so normal."
Guy 2 - "Dude, no one can be normal. It's not physically possible."
Guy 2 - "Dude, no one can be normal. It's not physically possible."
by don't.mess.with.me April 30, 2015
Get the normalmug. What everybody actually is underneath all the bullshit. The idea that normal is a bad thing is introduced into the minds of the young and impressionable to fuck them up by people who get off on ruining peoples lives and cashing in on it. Normal is healthy and sane.
by boringnormalguy December 8, 2012
Get the Normalmug. "She's such a normal"
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"Normal? What's that?"
"Oh, I think it's one of those urban legends."
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"Normal? What's that?"
"Oh, I think it's one of those urban legends."
by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012
Get the Normalmug. Normal is nonexistant. It's known as a metaphor for non-existance. Such as "David's euphoria was normal" or "Sally's virginity was normal". People often use normal. It is widely considered that George Bush is normal.
The original source of normalness is widely questioned, as normal is still trying to find his biological parents. Normal was adopted after being orphaned by existance. Then Dick Cheney joined the normal team and imploded. Now the impaling has started on people against normal. Normal is running in a political election against Michael Jackson and is hoping to rule the world. His plans on keeping world peace is to "Normalize everyone".
Once normalization is complete, normal can sit back and watch the tides. Nobody yet understands Normal's artistically inclined self, yet he is known to be written in normal poetry from normal emo kids. These emo kids have normally good poetry, and anyones willingness to read it is normal.
The original source of normalness is widely questioned, as normal is still trying to find his biological parents. Normal was adopted after being orphaned by existance. Then Dick Cheney joined the normal team and imploded. Now the impaling has started on people against normal. Normal is running in a political election against Michael Jackson and is hoping to rule the world. His plans on keeping world peace is to "Normalize everyone".
Once normalization is complete, normal can sit back and watch the tides. Nobody yet understands Normal's artistically inclined self, yet he is known to be written in normal poetry from normal emo kids. These emo kids have normally good poetry, and anyones willingness to read it is normal.
No one or nothing is normal.
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
Get the Normalmug. To be "a normal" is to be an average Joe. Not a celebrity or anyone special. Just your everyday person.
by misty_day_1992 August 8, 2017
Get the A Normalmug. He is normaler than you
by Humbler August 17, 2018
Get the Normalermug.