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Breathin' Piper No Wiper

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A poop log that has been launched deep into the pipe, but is so long that the other end sticks out the top of the toilet pool, as if it was breathing. Additionally, it leaves behind no residue for the pooper to wipe.
"Ma'am, I'm going to need to use your poop knife; we've got a breathin' piper no wiper situation in there."
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no way • no worries • No-Wave • no wiper • no wai • no way jose • no whammies • no wahala • No Way Home • No Wheels

No way, Jose!

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Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.
Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.
No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007
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no word of a lie 

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The absolute truth. Especially when something may be perceived as unbelievable. Origin believed to be Canadian.
No word of a Lie! I was at a sold-out baseball game and I caught 2 homerun balls.
no word of a lie by Craig Croteau October 13, 2005
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No Wave 

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No Wave was an underground music, art, film movement that took place in NY in the 70s-80s. Bands stemming from New Wave are Sonic Youth, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, DNA, and more. No Wave music features a very avant garde take on music, sometimes displaying a disturbing amount of atonal songs with a definite pulse. Cheap art, cheap drugs. The music also combines different genres that usually don't go together such as jazz, punk, blues and folk.

Although the movement was short lived, it was very interesting and not to be forgotten.
"Whats that song man?"
"Its called Atomic Bongos by Lydia Lunch. Shes a no wave musician."
"Didn't she fuck Henry Rollins and film it?"
"Fuck yeah brah"
No Wave by JackBJK June 14, 2013
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no word of lie

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a term when used means that the phrase previously spoken or written is not a lie and is truthful.
I'll be at the party tomorow, no word of lie
no word of lie by mike_101 August 3, 2007
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No Ticky, No Washy 

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In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".
Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
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