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Need some wood?

Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
by Tina October 14, 2004
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need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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Need-to-Be

A Punk ass trick that needs to get their ass kicked for saying or doing something dumb (e.g., Hoish).
Everyone has a "Need-to-Be" friend that always has something retarded to say or acts like a little bitch.
by Meretrix, Inc. March 6, 2007
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need a kotex

a man who bitches like i girl
by bambigurl April 29, 2008
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need healing!

Is a annoying command in paladins that irritate the shit out of healers that are clearly doing the job.
Player 1: Spamming Need Healing! (While dead)
Player 2: cancel that
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need to confirm

When your whumped homedog needs his sandwich maker for permission to hang with the boi's
I think I have plans on the weekend, need to confirm
by Napauleon March 11, 2019
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need for speed

the physical addiction/need for crystal meth (speed)
a reference to the racing video game
guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.
by the ianator August 26, 2007
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