The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race
Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
by Steeeeeeeeve June 19, 2006
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A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.
I just don't understand NASCAR
by blindspot February 17, 2005
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A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.
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A sport most popular in the South Eastern part of the United States. It consists of cars going around at very high speeds and can drivers can get seriously injured or die.
by Swarsfanatic June 7, 2005
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Chris, after playing NASCAR the Game 2011 for 6 hours on Xbox 360 had a severe case of NASCAR thumb.
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It is no surprise to note the influence of the coveted NASCAR dad vote to the successful election of King George.
by kinsmed May 3, 2005
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