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Napperkin

A formal handkerchief first mentioned in the poem The Man He Killed by Thomas Hardy.
Right many a napperkin!
by E. L. Hardy December 8, 2010
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Douche-napping

Dou-che-napp-ing

When a giant douche kidnaps a joke in a real-time discussion, then posts it on Facebook for credit, all while simultaneously bragging about his ubber biceps and amazing salary
a potential Douche-napping example:

A old semi-douchey co-worker contacts you via IM. You decide to tell him a joke created by you and no other. He hijacks the joke and posts it on facebook as his own, while simultaneously talking to you about how cool he is!
by w3birdman March 16, 2011
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napalm kristi

a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger
-Have you read napalm kristi's latest?
-No but I did see her last sketch.
by kfurt April 3, 2009
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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!
by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007
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nappy dugout

slang word for a woman's vagina. doesnt matter the color of the woman or the amount of hair (presumably some hair if you are being literal). made famous by George Clinton and the Funkadelics and later tapped by Ice Cube in his song "givin up the nappy dugout". Finally, the term was used in the film "bulworth" by warren beaty's character after he picked up the term hanging in the hood.
"the nappy dugout, its where you gets the bugout"-bulworth

Everybody do it this time
Come play
In a nappy dugout (x2)
Hey!
-George Clinton and the Funkadeliks
by dereka1a May 19, 2006
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Napathy

The combination of not giving a fuck and keeping it real that results in a state of coolness associated with the black community.

Napathy was first made popular in the 1970's when black people no longer had to pretend to be white. It is a lifestyle, attitude, and state of being that can not be stifled by The Man.
Samuel L. Jackson's napathy knows no bounds.
by Pierreski's June 16, 2011
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NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.
After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.
by Gordon September 3, 2008
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