Beta n00b

A n00b who tries to be the Alpha n00b, but is too much of a n00b to be the alpha n00b.

Ferdol was on for three hours while I was afk and didn't know.

Smartings thought that he was the best at Battlefront 2, paintball, Halo sniping and every FPS ever made; but we still pawned him. What a beta n00b.

by Generic to win November 16, 2005

n00btacular

When a n00b has a lucky moment, normally followed by getting pwned.

Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.

by Jake May 7, 2004

n00bzor

Originating from the work 'n00b'. A n00bzor is a shorter term for n00basaurus.

A n00b that has dinosaur like caractaristics. Basicaly meaning a really big n00b.

Dude, you're not a n00b, you're a n00bzor.

Yuh, okay n00bzor.

n00basaurus Rex

by Jeff Dunn April 6, 2005

1337 n00b

A Person who thinks that they are good at a game, when really they suxor.

Matt B: Man im so 1337 at cs:s
Bill B: No dude, you suck

by Bill6sic6 June 5, 2005

n00bius maximus

The biggest n00b possible only level 1 in world of warcraft, constantly getting pwn3d

Did you just see that n00bius maximus. Well I just pwn3d him with my battle ax

by g-smoove December 6, 2006

n00bgasm

1) A moment of intense n00bocity. When one n00bs it up so harsh, that the pro's like, totally pwned them.

2) N00bgasm is formally used when someone, mostly new to gaming, sucks harsh ass.

3) It may alos be used when you are on the losing team with that n00b.

1) Joel: "OHHHH YEAH!! I owned up that guy so harsh, he must've had a n00bgasm in his pants!"

2) Colin: "That guy just lost his team that match... they must be having n00bgasms all over the place."

#)Fred: "OHHH You f*cking n00b... what the hell were you thinking?! You made us lose! Did you like, have a n00bgasm before you played?!"

by Cyanide89 May 5, 2006

n00b tube

A weapon in any game that allows for online play. This weapon will allow easy kills for new players or n00bs. The most common n00b tube is the grenade launcher. The grenades launch out of a tube therefore the phrase n00b tube is appropriate.

nerd 1: OMFG WTF he killed me!!
nerd 2: yh i saw him he was using a n00b tube
nerd 3:i hate n00bs :(

by Kerky August 1, 2008