mumphy

mumphy

adj. A combined feeling of laziness, slight disappointment, low energy, and melancholy.

Pooh Bear and the gang all went to find honey, but Eeyore stayed in the meadow because he felt mumphy.

by Milo Wellington March 2, 2014

Memphis Moment

A point in your vacation to Memphis, Tennessee where you visit Beale Street and become entirely too intoxicated and almost vomit in Elvis Presley's house tour the following day because of the vast variety of shag carpentry throughout the house, which only intensifies your extreme nausea.

"Holy crap! Last night I had a total Memphis Moment. My friend had to fireman carry my drunk ass out of the cab while I adourned the hotel lobby with half digested bbq and a variety of alcoholic beverages."

by Dobber Guinn May 9, 2009

Mumple

A dog that is chubby and cute.

Scout, the dog, is the quintessential mumple.

by Scouty93 April 24, 2012

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

hedge mumper

a lower class of pikey, one that even pikeys themselves frown apon.

oi you old hedge mumper, you aint worth a cup of cold piss.

by harold steptoe November 20, 2007

Memphis

1. City in southwestern Tennessee (also the largest city in Tennessee)

2. Home of Three Six Mafia (Oscar-winning), Elvis (King of Rock & Roll), (Historic) Stax Records, Orange Mound (2nd oldest black neighborhood), blues, R&B, and Beale Street.

3. Mostly all black 60% African American population.

"I live in Memphis."

by Mz.Orange.Mound.Memphis.Gal June 29, 2006

memphis mouthwash

The act of french kissing a girl while you have smokeless tobacco in your mouth.

In Joe Dirt, Joe kisses a girl while he has a dip in his mouth and says, "keep that skoal baby." That is memphis mouthwash.

by jd220905 April 8, 2008