When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.
Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team
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Person 1: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to pass it back
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card
Person 2: like Yert Mugabe always says don’t be afraid to let them know we are here
Person 3: oh for fuck sake Yert Mugabe not another red card
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