jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but seldom or never practices their religion. Unlike ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons, Jack Mormons usually support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with practicing Mormons, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. Jack Mormons may also indulge in activities discouraged by the church, such as drinking alcohol, smoking, and premarital sex.

Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".

Although Tim was a mormon, he did not go to church on Sundays, and enjoyed drinking beer with his friends on weekends. Because of this, his buddies referred to him as a Jack Mormon.

by You Can't Kill the Metal April 23, 2006

morgun

Is a word in which you describe someone as being beautiful, honorable, courageous, kind and cool.

Boyfriend: OMG there Morgun, i wish i was like him.

Girlfriend: Sigh....i wish you were like him too.

by engelburt2 August 18, 2010

Mediocre Mormon

A member of the Mormon religion who goes against the book and behaves in deviant fashion.

Dude 1:Hey man what are you drinking?
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!

by love me sexay March 11, 2011

The Morgan Freeman

When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.

My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.

by Thompison333 October 17, 2019

Alex Morgan

The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.

Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player

by soccerjunky December 5, 2012

Mormon Baywatch

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.

She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

by chrisfromlawschool2 January 26, 2011

Morgan

a person that is broken inside but keeps it in because she does not want people to see her pain, or keeps everyting in when dealing with other peoples problems.

BOY: hey Morgan are you ok?
MORGAN: Yes, why do you ask

MORGANS MIND: No, please help me ... PLEASE

by Someone that knows October 7, 2017