Mooted

Being muted or removed on Xbox by a person named Douglas .

"And mooted"

by mick partridge December 26, 2012

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

The Moped

a chick thats a really fun ride until ur friends see u on it. Something like the village bycicle.

'eww thats chick such a minger i cant believe u did her'

by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004

riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

mooked

a f***in ugly a*s bitch that looks like she/he got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face.

Damn that chick is mooked.

by drfreshdude January 13, 2008

Moped

Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it

Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."

by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011