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Get the mansafe mug.A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to Jesus H. Christ, or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep through the night before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. No matter what cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.
The Mensa Mommy outrageously insisted that her 4 month old was clearly articulating the words to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."
by Lawyer Mama March 1, 2008
Get the mensa mommy mug.A strangely gorgeous Brit with a crazy fun sense of humor and a NICE body. Formerly hung out with an old lady and solved mysteries (see Hetty Wainthropp). Merry in The Lord of the Rings movies, Geoffrey Shawcross in Hetty. Going to star in An Insomniac's Nightmare, appear in Shooting Livien, Spivs, and The Purifiers. Yay! He's so pretty...
Especially funny when paired with Billy Boyd.
Especially funny when paired with Billy Boyd.
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A: That chick seems pretty nice. I don't understand her though.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
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