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A place full of crackheads and gangs. Everyone knows eachother and the only link-ups are at a chicken shop
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Monsellite
Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).
Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.
Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'
see also: Braunite
Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.
Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'
see also: Braunite
"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
Monsellite by Adey August 8, 2004
Danny Monsalve
Danny Monsalve: DUBSTEP DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
urban dictionary: No
Me who published this: Add it u better
urban dictionary: No
Me who published this: Add it u better
Danny Monsalve by Pivkle February 6, 2020
eyres monsell
you will 100% get shanked. little place in Leicester but honestly avoid it. if you happen to be there. head down boys n keep moving.
guy walking through: *makes eyecontact*
eyres monsell roadman: OI PUSSYO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU TRYNA BE CHEFFED UP BIGMAN
eyres monsell roadman: OI PUSSYO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU TRYNA BE CHEFFED UP BIGMAN
eyres monsell by j2trappy ykyk February 3, 2021