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A place full of crackheads and gangs. Everyone knows eachother and the only link-ups are at a chicken shop
Let’s go monsall! Na do you wanna get stabbed?
monsall by Yourmarge January 1, 2021
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Monsalve 

An old and noble Spanish surname that onlgiven to highly intelligent people

She was so amazing that I had to call her Monsalve
Monsalve by pirulina April 8, 2009

monballs 

a Cuban person who's ballsack is bigger than his penis.
Yo "monballs" hop back on your fridge and paddle your way back to Cuba.
monballs by Monaballs January 22, 2010

Monsellite 

Common phrase used to describe someone who lives in or originated from the village of Eyres Monsell, Leicestershire, UK. Usually around 5" 5' tall (5 foot 5 inches), slight forward slumping posture. Their accent is quite unique, with most words spoken ending in "arr", e.g. "lestdarr" and "how uh yarr" (the latter being rarely spoken).

Most commonly seen living in a house that could easily be condemned, with at least 7 children who sometimes have names but most of the time are referred to by a number, which gets tricky when they have more than 10 children as they run out of fingers to count on.

Residents are deemed outcasts from the area if they;
a) have no burnt out cars on their front garden, if they have a garden that is
b) have less than 5 children within 4 years
c) are over 50 years old
d) don't reek of piss at least six days a week
e) have in-date road tax on their 'car'

see also: Braunite
"you're such a Monsellite!"
"you smell like a Monsellite"
"blimey, she's got 9 kids.. must be a Monsellite"
"his car tax is overdue.. what a Monsellite"
Monsellite by Adey August 8, 2004

mosallam 

Some amazing Human being that lives in Spain, has perfect hair, extremely intelligent and beautiful overall
‘Damn he’s so cool!’
“Ikr I bet that’s mosallam, the new dude everyone talkin bout”
mosallam by Mosa ur king November 23, 2021

Danny Monsalve 

A kinda bit gay guy.
His friends are probally
________
________
________
And he likes dubstep
Danny Monsalve: DUBSTEP DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
urban dictionary: No
Me who published this: Add it u better
Danny Monsalve by Pivkle February 6, 2020

eyres monsell 

you will 100% get shanked. little place in Leicester but honestly avoid it. if you happen to be there. head down boys n keep moving.
guy walking through: *makes eyecontact*
eyres monsell roadman: OI PUSSYO WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU TRYNA BE CHEFFED UP BIGMAN
eyres monsell by j2trappy ykyk February 3, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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