Definitions by kerplunkymunky

Sean Bean 

Sexy man who has had a disproportionate number of dramatic death scenes in major movies. Hot. Gorgeous. SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING.

He's a Boro-Bean!

Sean Bean by kerplunkymunky March 11, 2004

Sean Astin

he used to be adorable until he opened his mouth...now we're mad at him because of the way he acted at the SAG awards and on Oprah and his retardation at the Oscars...we aren't *speaking* to him

Where once was lurrve...now darkness falls

Sean Astin by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004

Dominic Monaghan 

A strangely gorgeous Brit with a crazy fun sense of humor and a NICE body. Formerly hung out with an old lady and solved mysteries (see Hetty Wainthropp). Merry in The Lord of the Rings movies, Geoffrey Shawcross in Hetty. Going to star in An Insomniac's Nightmare, appear in Shooting Livien, Spivs, and The Purifiers. Yay! He's so pretty...
Especially funny when paired with Billy Boyd.

They had become internal...they had to be coaxed out

Dominic Monaghan by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004

hugh jackman

gorgeous, amazingly talented Aussie actor who is currently starring in the Boy from Oz on broadway (in which he is AWESOME). Gorgeous body, very manly-man.

Couldn't wait to get my shirt off again, huh?

hugh jackman by kerplunkymunky March 3, 2004

the goonies 

only the BEST movie EVER to be created in the history of the world...starring a mini sean astin and some other people. Classic kid's adventure movie with just enough innuendo for us older ones...mwahahaha. AWESOME movie with the most quotable lines ever. 80s children may remember fondly, so go get it and watch it! You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Goonies never say die!

the goonies by kerplunkymunky February 13, 2004

Billy Boyd 

A beautiful Scottish man from Glasgow with an amazing singing voice and awesome acting skills...and beautiful green eyes...and a hott face and body..
he rocks the kilt!
He's hilarious, especially when paired with Dominic Monaghan.

Don't be hasty! *taps nose and winks*

Billy Boyd by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004

Hetty Wainthropp 

A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)

"I have problems talking to girls..."
"Yup! I'm an Aussie. I'm here for the cricket."

Hetty Wainthropp by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004