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Monsatan 

refers to the evil empire constructed by the Monsanto Corporation. Farmers started using this term around 2000 when the company began charging tech fees for genetically modified soybeans with resistance to Roundup herbicide and raised the price of their Roundup chemicals at the same time. In recent years the term has enjoyed expanded usage when describing Monsanto's efforts to impact the entire food chain with their genetically modified products.
Monsatan is charging exobitant prices because they can.

Monsatan doesn't know if their gene modified soybeans, corn and hay are having an effect on the animals and people that eat these crops.
Monsatan by BinswOH August 1, 2012
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Monsatan 

A nickname for Monsanto. A company which makes GMO's which is untested and is extremely toxic and harmful to human health. For more information look up Monsanto on Urban Dictionary.
Monsanto is actually Monsatan. It is waiting to poison your children over time.
Monsatan by Roadcruiser1 September 14, 2012
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Monstanger 

This is the phenomenon where, after drinking a highly caffinated energy drink, the person becomes highly agitated and iritated, and generally a pain to be around.
Last night Brent had about 4 energy drinks, by the end of the night I couldn't even be in the same room with him because of his monstanger.
Monstanger by Trebleclef44 June 15, 2011

MONGATANG 

An idiot or person of low IQ that also walks with an monkey style gait
Look at that mongatang he needs a belt and pull his trousers up

or

There is that group of mongatang's hanging outside the shops again
MONGATANG by cromaloop September 5, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026