A woman's genital area on which there is a mammoth amount of pubic hair, referring to giant afros of the disco era.
I found a Playboy from the 70's and every girl in it had a disco mitt.
I really wanted to eat her pussy but I couldn't get through the damn disco mitt.
I really wanted to eat her pussy but I couldn't get through the damn disco mitt.
by Lennyoracle October 14, 2005
by Naddy Date October 12, 2012
Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.
by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009
Mitt Romney's real name.
It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.
"Hey, ya wanna see Mitt Romney naked?"
"Umm..."
"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
"Umm..."
"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2020
putrid offensive word for “black person; coon; nigger” (The word “mitt” (racism) is 500% more vulgar than the word “dick”.)
by forehard bill March 19, 2019
The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"
by Kal-El March 05, 2004
A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
by Frtyishawt December 06, 2012