Melbourne Central is a place located in the heart of Melbourne located in Australia,Victoria,Melbourne.
Filled with exquisite dining places and vibrant fancy restaurants, skyscrapers, the Yarra River, and office work buildings it is a lively and enjoy able city area.
Melbourne Central, place like the underground, or Federation Square (dubbed feds square) or MC station is the gathering place famous for most of the state's most attractive teenage males and females.
Occasionally, there maybe something known as a 'Shuffle Off' amongst the younger and sometimes TB teenagers to show off their skill or represent thier 'crew'.
Nonetheless, if in search for attractive asians in Melbourne, you know now where to go.
Note; It is also home to many delicious food/drink, products and clothing/accessories asians love.
Examples of this are, Ramenade, Krispy Kremes, Jelly Joys, BreadTop, G-STAR RAW, Prada, Adidas etc.
Filled with exquisite dining places and vibrant fancy restaurants, skyscrapers, the Yarra River, and office work buildings it is a lively and enjoy able city area.
Melbourne Central, place like the underground, or Federation Square (dubbed feds square) or MC station is the gathering place famous for most of the state's most attractive teenage males and females.
Occasionally, there maybe something known as a 'Shuffle Off' amongst the younger and sometimes TB teenagers to show off their skill or represent thier 'crew'.
Nonetheless, if in search for attractive asians in Melbourne, you know now where to go.
Note; It is also home to many delicious food/drink, products and clothing/accessories asians love.
Examples of this are, Ramenade, Krispy Kremes, Jelly Joys, BreadTop, G-STAR RAW, Prada, Adidas etc.
"Hey, you wanna kick back at Melbourne Central after tutor?"
"Sure. Get some Krispy Kremes?"
"Alright, but you better not be a shifty asian and have no cash and make me pay for it all."
*Damn. Busteddd.*
"Sure. Get some Krispy Kremes?"
"Alright, but you better not be a shifty asian and have no cash and make me pay for it all."
*Damn. Busteddd.*
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The state capital of Victoria, Australia Melbourne is a dark, dirty, mangy shithole.
Demographic; moisturising, manscaping, sandal wearing metrosexual pseudo fags.
A town where a broke as fuck 30 year old uni student wearing a skivvy with sandals is held in higher esteem than an accomplished and successful tradesman,
Spiritual home of the Bogan,
A stinking filthy river flowing through the guts of it,
The people from there claim to be well educated, cultured and globally aware but all they seem to do is bitch and moan about others, narcissism reigns supreme.
In a nutshell the only two good things about Melbourne are Carlton Draught and the Hume Hwy northbound.
Demographic; moisturising, manscaping, sandal wearing metrosexual pseudo fags.
A town where a broke as fuck 30 year old uni student wearing a skivvy with sandals is held in higher esteem than an accomplished and successful tradesman,
Spiritual home of the Bogan,
A stinking filthy river flowing through the guts of it,
The people from there claim to be well educated, cultured and globally aware but all they seem to do is bitch and moan about others, narcissism reigns supreme.
In a nutshell the only two good things about Melbourne are Carlton Draught and the Hume Hwy northbound.
"Glad to get the fuck away from that shithole, the whole town is 'the secret life of us' and full of cunts that look like that little queer bloke in the YOUI insurance adds".
"Dont walk around in Melbourne alone at night, you'll get glassed by bogans or robbed by a junkie".
"Dont walk around in Melbourne alone at night, you'll get glassed by bogans or robbed by a junkie".
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Especially in sports and entertainment.
Melbourne is the capital of Victoria, with currently 3.8 million people. It is set to overtake Sydney as Australias largest city in 2028.
it is so much better then Sydney, which is so congested and full of homos (literally - its got the most homos of any other city in Australia). Sydneysiders often bag Melbourne for being 'wet' when in fact Melbourne has less rain then sydney - its true!
Especially in sports and entertainment.
Melbourne is the capital of Victoria, with currently 3.8 million people. It is set to overtake Sydney as Australias largest city in 2028.
it is so much better then Sydney, which is so congested and full of homos (literally - its got the most homos of any other city in Australia). Sydneysiders often bag Melbourne for being 'wet' when in fact Melbourne has less rain then sydney - its true!
"Melbourne is the coolest city in the world!"
"Adelaide is such a hole... i wish i lived in Melbourne"
"Adelaide is such a hole... i wish i lived in Melbourne"
by Melbourne is AwesomE! April 12, 2008
Get the Melbourne mug.The best city in Australia by far. As you can see by the previous definitions on this site, it is so great the people from Sydney are butthurt so they post definitions flaming it. It's so much better than Sydney that they're forced to make the argument of "You explain why you're awesome too much", without ever providing a reason why they're better than us.
Person A: Hey man, where are you from?
Person B: Melbourne.
Person A: Oh jeez. Melbourne is so shit compared to Sydney. You guys are insecure so you have to explain why you're better than us.
Person B: No, we're just better. We have better food, we're the sporting capital of Australia, we have a richer history, prettier women. Why is Sydney so great?
Person A: There's nothing to do in Melbourne.
Person B: What the fuck can you do in Sydney that you can't do in Melbourne?
Person A:...
Person B: Melbourne.
Person A: Oh jeez. Melbourne is so shit compared to Sydney. You guys are insecure so you have to explain why you're better than us.
Person B: No, we're just better. We have better food, we're the sporting capital of Australia, we have a richer history, prettier women. Why is Sydney so great?
Person A: There's nothing to do in Melbourne.
Person B: What the fuck can you do in Sydney that you can't do in Melbourne?
Person A:...
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All they do is talk themselves up and bitch about Adelaide and Sydney. Every good thing about Melbourne is stolen and copied from elsewhere, yet they claim full credit. This city has delusions of grandeur.
Melbourne is akin to a person born ugly, talentless and boring who then has non stop plastic surgery. Then lies, cheats and steals personality traits and life stories from others. All for the purpose of wanting everyone to think they are "the shit"
Its just a sad wannabe city...
It wants to be Adelaide but bigger and hipper than Sydney with a clean river like Perth.
All they do is talk themselves up and bitch about Adelaide and Sydney. Every good thing about Melbourne is stolen and copied from elsewhere, yet they claim full credit. This city has delusions of grandeur.
Melbourne is akin to a person born ugly, talentless and boring who then has non stop plastic surgery. Then lies, cheats and steals personality traits and life stories from others. All for the purpose of wanting everyone to think they are "the shit"
Its just a sad wannabe city...
It wants to be Adelaide but bigger and hipper than Sydney with a clean river like Perth.
Vic: Melbourne is the best, Adelaide is a hole.
Ad: Thats why you copy or steal every single idea and creation Adelaide comes up with, right?
Vic: Fuck you. Sydney is too big and overrated, Melbourne is more laid back and beautiful.
Syd: Thats why you are trying to BE us, always nipping at our heels, right?
Vic: Fuck you. Hobart sounds like fart.
Hob: You are running on empty.
Vic: Fuck all of you, we invented football.
Brissy: You Corrupted football. Theres only one real state of origin now.
Vic: Fuck rugby. We have Rove.
Perth: Actually, thats our fault.
Ad: Thats why you copy or steal every single idea and creation Adelaide comes up with, right?
Vic: Fuck you. Sydney is too big and overrated, Melbourne is more laid back and beautiful.
Syd: Thats why you are trying to BE us, always nipping at our heels, right?
Vic: Fuck you. Hobart sounds like fart.
Hob: You are running on empty.
Vic: Fuck all of you, we invented football.
Brissy: You Corrupted football. Theres only one real state of origin now.
Vic: Fuck rugby. We have Rove.
Perth: Actually, thats our fault.
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